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Ultimate Friendship Quotes Collection #1 (62)

Life is sin90 =1

Love is cos90 = 0

but Frndship is like

Tan90 = Infinity

it has no value in this universe .I am happy to have a frnd like u.................(From: sai krishna - khammam)

Ekk khwab,
Ekk kheyal,
Ekk hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padne
wali har jarurat
ho tum,
jisko roj Ekk sms
karne ko dil kare,
Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....
(From: sagar - surat)
dont place me in ur eyes, i may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat reminds u, that this friend is always there.... for u..!!!
(From: TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan)
Quit This, Quit That, Quit Anything, But not ME bcoz I M only 4 U.
(From: Ravi Prakash - Delhi)
Shores never meet but share the same ocean. The moon and the stars could not be 1 yest they are in 1 sky. Friends dont meet often but never stop being friends.
(From: RiteSh - Pune)
Friendship is like the relation between Hand and Eyes.
Its like when the Hand gets Hurt, Eyes cries,
And when the Eye cries, the Hand wipes.
(From: Amit Agashe - Pune)
Dur hote huve bhi
Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap,
Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap,
Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka,
Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap.
(From: bhavin - mumbai)

Marathi SMS:

Maitree Asavee Mana-Manachi,
Maitree Asavee Janmo-Janmachi,
Maitree Asavee Prem Ani Tyagachi,
Ashi Maitree Asavee Faqt Tuzi Ani Mazi
(From: Amit Agashe - Pune)

Some body need BIG SHIP,
Some body need
small SHIP,
But i need
one SHIP,
THAT IS YOUR
FRIENDSHIP.

(From: JUSTIN K WILLIAMS - THENI)

Ekk khwab,
Ekk kheyal,
Ekk hakikat ho tum,
Dosti me padne
wali har jarurat
ho tum,
jisko roj Ekk sms
karne ko dil kare,
Arre yaar ajib musibat ho tum....
(From: smruti - cuttack)
log khete ki hamare dost chand ka tukra hai par hum khete hai ki chand hamare dosto ka tukra hai
(From: amit lohia - kolkata)
True friends are like mornings:
You can't have them for the
whole day,but you can be sure they
will be there when you wake up tommrow
day after!!!
(From: Dipti - Nagpur)
(From: Vivek Manchanda, Lucknow)
A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!
I could 4get a face...4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game,
I could 4get myself...But 4getting a friends like U.
"FORGET IT" !!!
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only 1 thing is DEFINITE. U'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!
I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship never ends. All friends never split N even if they do they will meet again.
FRIENDSHIP isn't how U 4get but how U 4give, Not how U listen but how U Understand&, Not what U see but how U feel, & not how U Let Go but how U hold on!!!
GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with price tags, Because..... if He did, I can't af4d a precious FRIEND like U!!!
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight I see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great 2 have a friend like U! :)
Time might lead It takes half our life 2 find true friends & half of it keeping them. I am lucky 2 have spent less than half my life finding U & wish 2 spend the rest keeping U.
-""-.
( 'o' ) _/
¿_¿_) Valuing Friendship is not
merely by seeing each other everyday,
What's more important is in our busy lives,
We SMS Reply each other!
Time might lead me 2 nowhere & faith might break in2 pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life's journey we became FRIENDS!
Day's by day's week depart,
Week's by week's month depart,
Month's by month year depart,
But my friendship with U will never depart.
Never say UR happy when UR sad,
Never say UR fine when UR not ok,
Never say U feel good when U feel bad, &
Never say UR alone when I m still alive.
A sweet sms for you,What is the difference between blood and you?Blood enters in the hearts and flows out,But you entered the heart and stayed.
Our Dosti is Crossed cheque of Rs.*Happy*/- which we both have.
When u feel upset & alone withdraw it from my account.
   
Forever in my heart, u would be cherished,
and in my mind ur alwayz thought of,
we may be far away but in my heart you remain 1 of the special people I gained in life... I am blessed to have a Friend Like you...
Thank you..
-
When i wish something i close my eyes and count it slow from 1 to 5.
when i need something i dont feel shy,
To friends of me i dont ever lie.
To win something i always try and if i wont it most i dont let fly.
If i lose something i say its not mine because the fact is that boys dont cry.
(From: Santosh Parab)
Court Order - U R Accused 4 crawling in 2 my heart and hijacking my smiles with UR sweet msgs. Ur sentenced 2b my Friend 4 ever.
(From: Vishal, Mumbai)
Purity of gold is tested in the flame;
A man of good birth is judged by his behaviour;
A hero in times of panic;
A man of patience when faced with poverty &
Friends during difficulties....
(From: Nikhil)
The best school is LIFE
The best teacher is EXPERIENCE
The best book is NATURE
The best temple is HEART
The best friend is U
(From: Nikhil)
A million words couldn't bring you back I know coz I've tried.... Neither could a million tears I know coz I've cried...
(From: Anjana (Ash))
FRiENDS
ARE
LiKE
MiRRORS...

THEY ARE OUR
REFLECTiON!


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(>?<) (>*<)
( ,"o o", )
(,(")(")(")("),)

YOUR SO LUCKY
I'M CUTE!!...
(From: amit jain )

i dnt search bt i found

i nvR wiSh but it camE tRu

i nvR aSkd bt i got an anSwR

& i nvR wntEd bt nOw i hav u.

Thank you Lord..

4 dis blessig called
FRIEND..
(From: Francis Mamak)


Life
is
a
lie
when
F
is
missing.
"F" is nothing but
"FRIENDSHIP".
(From: amit jain )
For our lovely

ò__ FRinDSHIP
t__J
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lets
CELEBRATE
ò__ __/
t__J t__J
_l_ _l_

CHEERS!

ò__ __/
t__J__J
_l_ _l_

FRIENDS 4EVER!!
4EVER!!
(From: amit jain )

--;--;-<@
--;--;-<@
--;--;-<@

i'm sendin u
3 flowers for
reminding u 3
things...


yOu


mE


&


oUr "FRNDSHIP
(From: amit jain )

INGREDIENTS:
10g hasit,
10g Pyar
20g Sukh dukh share karne ka vada,
5g kasme, thodi si takrar
50g kabhi na khatma hone wali batein

RESULT: FRNDS 4ever
(From: amit jain)

A Friendship is Rainbow between 2 hearts sharing 7 kinds of feelings:
Love + Happiness + Faith + Secrecy + Truth + and sadness (too)
Friendship is like a violin,
Music may stop but string remain attached forever whether u remain in touch or not,
u r always remembered from heart.
(From: Vishal Pune)
(",) FRiÉÑDS
(",) come & go,
c",)
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(",)
c",)
(",)

(",)
c",)

c",) MÉ..?

c",) NEVER!
i'm here 4eva!
============================
(From: amit jain)

The recipe of friendship:
1 cup of sharing.
2 cups of caring.
3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.

Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.

HEART BEAT ARE COUNTLESS
SPIRITS ARE AGELESS
DREAMS R ENDLESS
MEMORIES R TIME LESS
AND A FRIEND LIKE U IS USE LESS

SORRY YAAR

PRICELESS

(From: Amit Jain, Kota)
Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived. desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!.
God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, he lovingly touched it, which turned into u. And then he gifted it to me n said dis friend is 4 u!
R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u.
Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...
Keep the flame of the Friendship burning, And never let it die, For it brings the everlasting happiness, Which money cannot buy.
Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.
A loving person lives in a loving World.
A hostile person lives in a hoste hostile world.
But a person like you lives in Friend's heart.
Aisi dosti hamari ke dl kare to har dagar pe mile,
mar bhi javu to yari rahe kayam aur tu baje ki kabar me mile.
(From: Vishal Pune)
The best of FRIENDSHIP dosen't come when u r together, its come when u a aparat & u r realise that despite the distance & the silence, the FRIENDSHIP still survives.
(From: deepak kukreja)
-Last night thinking of u, 1 tear rolled out, I asked tear, why r u out? Tear said, there is v.good frnd inside, now there is no place 4 me.
(From: Amit)
Monsoon Rain or Summer Heat,
Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
Tell me Dear, What is Sweet?
Is that U or UR heart beat.

(From: Gaurav Patil)

Friends r many but best pals r few,
Yet no one is as sweet as you,
I'd stand & wait in any longest queue;
Just for the pleaure of a moment with you!!

(From: Gaurav Patil)

(From: Lina K)
Many people sleep troughout the life,Some dare to dream.others walk when they can run ,A handful learn to fly.They are oNE-iN-a-mILLION 7 my Dear Friend be like that.
It's Hard To Find Balance When U r in Love.U found In a middle Cause, U have To Decide Between Heart & the Brain.Heart is the Engine Of Your Body,But Brain Is Engine Of Ur Life.
(From: Tinky Winky)
if u ask me 4how long will i b ur friend? my ans will b.
I DON'T KNOW
coz i really don't know which is longer,
4EVA or ALWAYS!!
hey do 1 thing put your left hand on ur right sholder and ur right hand on left sholder.guess wht i jst messaged u a sweet hug. and good morning
may ur hart b happy &ur days b bryt. may ur roads b smooth &ur burdens lite. may u find dreams &touch a star &neva 4get how special u r(",)
others say lyf is unfair. well it's true! others r jelous of me. well, they should b! wanna know y? hmmm. coz i hav a sweet friend lyk u.
friendship is a gift wen it is new.. it's a miracle wen it is true.. but u know wat? it's a blessing wen it is you(",).
4so long i've been trying 2figure out how sum1 as gr8 as u can exist.. i've finally cum 2a conclusion... GOD JUST HAD TO B SHOWING OFF WEN HE MADE U.


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